Type of GUYS i really hate

Apparently i have too much time to waste and too much time to think. So here are a list of types of guys tht i really despised. =.= enjoy!


Commitment-phobia Guy:: One would think that after spending 6 months of dating he would commit but he's always coming up with some excuse that he can't commit (Because we're long distance.... because we have an age gap... because we were friends in the beginning... because... because...because...) He is so not worth the time. It got me thinking... what if I missed the perfect man of my dreams because I was with this loser? (A friend of mine is going through this crap)


Lesson learned:: If he's not on the same page after three months, he can go fuck off, permanently.



The Asshole:: Thinks he can get everything/anyone. Has a "fuck you" attitude to the general public. He makes you do all the work. He has no respect for women in general. Still think that men have the upperhand.


Advice:: Don't even go near him.



Older Men:: I'm talking about the men who are in their forties & up who is looking to date someone twenty-plus years younger. If they looked like Paul Newman or George Clooney, it's a little different. But the ones who have acquired a beer belly and have double chins... what the fuck are they thinking? It makes me sick to my stomach.

YOU:: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!



Selfish Guy:: This guy should probably be a subcatergory for "The Asshole" but this is a little different. He's kind of like the only child. He's nice but he has that selfishness about him. He only thinks about himself. It's always "me" in the relationship. Not "us".


Trial and Error:: If you like him that much, I guess he can be made to change. But if you're lazy like me.... meh... whatever.



The Leech:: He acts like he really loves you and moves in with you and he leeches off of you. He's jobless and is a slob at home. He takes you for granted and expects you to take care of his financial aspects. And the funny thing is those type of guys tend to cheat on you. He's a sucky version of a pimp (I'm just merely pointing out that he's a lowlife. Not that you're a prostitute :D)

DAD knows best:: My dad always said to watch out for that guy before you even think about moving in. Are you the one always paying? No matter how much you "love" him, get rid of him. It's for your own good. Just think of him as a disgusting, hairy, spider that you want to flatten with the bottom of your stilleto pumps.


Mr. Cheapass:: Okay, I'm talking about the guy who splits the bill because he's too stingy to pay for your dinner. Or he complains that the girl should pay because he paid for last week's dinner. I'm not saying a guy should go into debt or have to pay every single time. He should at least be willing to spend an x-amount of dollars. Having said that, I just think that a guy who complains about money shouldn't even have a girlfriend. Being forced to pay because Mr. Cheapass is throwing a hissy fit is not the same as wanting to treat the guy.

Hmmm:: If he tells you to pay, I would say that I'm going to the restroom, walk out of the restaurant, and never speak to him again.