you heard it here

It's 2.16 am in the morning, and i still can't sleep. not tht i always sleep early, just tht this time is different. i m sleepy but i just can't sleep. hmmm. maybe im waiting for something i guess. but anyhow, tomorrow,actually today! is my brother's birthday, he's turning 6. i don't really adore him and all cos he's a pain in the ass, stuck up, arrogant, damn him, he is actually the male version of me. anyway, so i got him a psp for his birthday cos he gave away his DS to some boy tht i dunno,. i could care less. despite tht he's a pain in the ass, he is still my bro and a tiny little part of me still care. also, my parents throw him a party today, it was suppose to be held in this steak house in pavillion but it got cancel due to the unfortunate surprising event, my cousin is coming back home! (welcome back,C). and daringly he's bringing he's girl, or should i say he's future bride?? guess i'd be the 1st to know, wearing my new stilettos from blahnik and pair it up with a LBD(little back dress). as they said,fashion changes everything,. even down to your skimpy baby doll lingerie from Victoria secret. well, the bright side, there be alot of alcohol around and room service(it's a pent house btw). if there's a catastrophe ,atleast we have our ketel one vodka right beside us for companionship tht speaks loudly enough "in sickness or in health, till death do us apart". too bad
only the VVVIP is going. hmmm. looks like somebody trying to cover up all the nasty rumours.
why do you think, rumour started in the 1st place,J?. because it's the truth.


Perfect your pARTY small talk!!

A handy refresher course for all my fellow revelers. Enjoy!

1) You're cornered by a lecherous, badly dressed aspiring director who wants you to come back to his place for a private audition. Your response:

a) Dream on,perv

b) Why go to your place? Grab your video phone and meet me in the bathroom!

c) I'd be happy to, Mr,Director guy


2) While in the bathroom line, a portly,producer-type-fellow asks what you thought of his movie.
Your response:

a) I thought there were some casting problems- for example, the young ingenue could've had
more ingenuity-but it wasn't bad . . . .

b) The costumes were pretty, although my belief has always been that when it comes to
costumes,less is more.

c) Have you started your sequal yet?


3) A world famous,unbelievably handsome,internationally recognizable movie star asks you to
tango. Your response:

a) Tango? I'd rather go somewhere quiet, far from all these paparazzi.

b) Hold me close. Please,just hold me close.

c) I've always found that gay guys make the best dancers!


4) Some leggy startlet type strips and spills her fruity cocktail all over your new taupe suede
Sigerson Morrison ballet flats. Your response:

a) Nothing-you just hurl your drink in her face

b) My shoes! My pride and joy! My raison d'etre!

c) Screw it. I'll dance barefoot!


Done yet? Don't cheat

Okay, the answer to each one is C. Like you didn't know that.
See you tonight if your a VVVIP!


you know you love me,chriss@xoxo